Small but mighty—this hoodie serves up savage vibes with a side of truth bombs.
The "Small Dick Energy" hoodie is the ultimate clapback for anyone who lives rent-free in their ex’s head. With its buttery-soft fabric and bold design, it's perfect for cozy nights in or strutting through the world with zero f**ks to give.
Disclaimer: Runs small, just like your ex’s... well, you know. Size up for that comfortably oversized “unbothered” vibe.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Pakistan
- Dyeing—Pakistan
- Manufacturing—Pakistan
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Octava ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at
support@octava.store or write to us
Unit 11 Kensington Way
Polegate
East Sussex
BN26 6FH.Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
21 |
28 |
| L |
23 |
29 |
| XL |
25 |
30 |
| 2XL |
26 ½ |
31 |
| 3XL |
28 |
32 |
| |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.8 |
68.6 |
| M |
53.3 |
71.1 |
| L |
58.4 |
73.7 |
| XL |
63.5 |
76.2 |
| 2XL |
67.3 |
78.7 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
81.3 |
